Kristian Fjellstad

If nature abhors a vacuum, then why has she installed such an abundance of it between the ears of a staggeringly high percentage of the population?
Ah, BIO. Now:
All in due time. I will, at some point, take the time to bore you all with tall tales of the dreary journey from a tiny island in Norway, via the subways, streets, pubs, clubs and concert-halls of Paris, London, Athens, Oslo, Copenhagen, Barcelona, Austin, LA etc. to the debaucherous circus i now call my life. Until then: I'm not saying I've been everywhere and have done everything. But I have! ;-)
Also: No fucking way am I going to succumb to the awfully predictable standard "Kristian's unique voice and songwriting has touched the hearts and minds of Bla bla blah! Love me! Love me and buy my stuff" bio. I'm here as a person, not a franchise. If you want to buy my albums or a t-shirt with my face on it or a g-string with my logo on it, I'll trust people to find it all somewhere else if they only apply themselves a bit. I need a drink. C ya.
Kristian