DESCRIPTION:
My name is Gary --
Gary Marie.
I am the notorious underwear thief.
But I was only doing what fate had decreed
When Berlusconi stole my teenage girlfriend from me.

I am just a normal bloke
And a cross-dresser of note
Since Berlusconi stole my teenage girlfriend.

I had nothing and then
I had it all over again
When Berlusconi stole my teenage girlfriend.

My name is Gary --
Gary Marie.
I am the notorious underwear thief.
But I was only doing what fate had decreed
When Berlusconi stole my teenage girlfriend from me.

I am just
A normal bloke.
Blokes likes us aren't allowed to hope
For such outstanding felicity
As the teenage girlfriend Berlusconi stole from me.

He had everything but
It clearly wasn't enough
Because Berlusconi stole my teenage girlfriend.


Song: Kodagain
Music: Saša Zorić Čombe
Words: Quentin S. Crisp