PUBLISHED: May 31, 2013
DESCRIPTION:
(from Igor Crackle and Idle Tigers sing the Songs of Ceramic Sam)
My wife has left me to pursue a love affair with Charlie Chaplin.
I cannot compete with that.
He's cooking her flowers tonight.
He's rollerskating on the edge of a ledge.
He's running away from a horse that hates his guts.
I am in the hospital.
I'm doing as well as can be expected.
Charlie Chaplin?
I'm gonna slap him.