It was on what we now know as christmas day that the dark necronazi queen "shelob de chemosh" was born under the black start of garbanon and the red moon began to rise high into the sky damning mankind to an eternal hell that would have been amazing and pretty cool of the child god o the christian faith had not been like a knobhead and ruined it all with gold and wine.
animal abuse is always hilarious no matter the situation but it is even more so on christmas so buy a puppy and remember to tie it to a tree so your kids can punch it to death for fun.
Real oldskool style shitcore for the fat and the ugly.
