tha green death monkey planifesto
"viva la evolucion"
*Note. To those that call themselves the protectors & rulers of our land mass:
We are not communists. Were homo sapiens.
We hereby swear to tell the truth (as we see it), the whole truth (as we see it), and nothing but the truth (as we see it) in order to get what we want.
We do hereby and forthwith reserve the right and intention, in good conscious and good congress, to state forth our ideas in such a manner expressed as so in a free country designed to be created by the people for the people. As of relating to such manners, we reverberate our ridiculous claim in the event of our inevitable infestation of the globe.
We here by release the planifesto relayed in a foundation of dignity, honor & bullshit. Laying no claim for revolution or anarchy, just an evolution in the piece of the piearchry. We have the disabilities therefor the responsibility to have an utter & total disrespect & disdain for things we dont agree with. By reasonable deduction & irregular functions we reserve the right to life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness in whatever matter we see fit until you fuckers get it right.
We proclamate these truths to evidence of finding the humor in ourselves. Here by to forth and with so on & so forth. We proposition you to find karma trutha in our manifestual positions.
1. Respect
shall never be blindly given, only earned & dispersed in small bite size pieces. The citizens of the green death monkey pie nation shall treat their fellow citizens with the utmost of respect, unless of course its just a joke. Ced joke victim shall only be allowed to retaliate with disrespect if the shit is funny (and doesnt bring too much harm to the other). All citizens of this great nation shall be allowed the freedom & the right to practice things as the individual sees fit, as long as it corresponds with respect to their fellow citizens. I.E. religion will not be allowed in the gdmp nation although faith will be necessary and encouraged as longs as it respects the ideas outlined here to forth and with. Those that should feel the need to persecute any of their fellow citizens because of their ideas, race, sexuality, social status, or any other arbitrary factor we use to define & distance ourselves from our fellow citizens shall be stripped naked and ductaped to a flag pole for the rest may easily pelt them with what they see fit. If you strip someone of their humanity, then you too shall be stripped of yours (we call this the "Sometimes 2 wrongs do make a right" idea.
2. Misfiscenctricity
the citizens of our great nation shall be encouraged to be as misfiscentric as they choose, as long as the observe the guidelines set forth in idea 1. Not only will they be encouraged but championed, in their efforts to go above & beyond the doldrums & regularities to make our world a more interesting place, once again as long as they are observing the guidelines set forth in idea 1. Our nation will be home to all of regular or boring societys outlaws, misfits, eccentrics, drunks, bums, stoners, hooligans, troublemakers, vandals, junkies, outkasts, fuckups, oddballs, weirdos, freaks, nerds, dweebs, tweekers, geekers, idiots, jackasses, nonconformists, assholes, pricks, dicks, cocks, vagabonds, rejects so on and so to forth with. Youre all welcome in our nation. You know why? We dont give a fuck. We dont care were ya been, where you left, who you are or were, or how the hell you came to us but your journey is over. Youve found a homeunless of course you dont abide by the ideas then you will be subject to public humiliation for the rest of your days in our nation.
Disclaimer: We hate to disinclude anyone but if you have ever raped a woman or molested a child (and we should find out) then you will have your penis ripped off and you will be beat to death with it (no matter long it takes or how small it is you sick evil fuck).
3. Seriousness
dont even bring it here bitches, chicken sniffle fart rag hillbilly sandwich hoof hearted douche bag harry dildo cumquat stale condom squarepant jizz rag yak sak titty fuck overdrive
4. Legalize it.
These are the ideas set forth & recognized by the founding 4 fathers of tha green death monkey pie nation
Slappy Johnson
Derrty Stikniky
Hot Karl Jenkins
John Ghandi
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