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Last Night we had our very first fight cos you were eating cheese in the bed
Normally I wouldnt give a toss,but I was hoping to be getting some head
she came at me with them cheesey lips and smelling like parmesan
I could'nt take it, had to get away,so I was out the door and into my van

I drove late into the night,oh yeah I didnt know what else to do
After a while it started getting bright,I was in desperate need of a pooh
I was in bits cos I was busting to shit,the situation,it resembled a farce
You could set your effing watch by me, because I've got a metronomical arse

You're giving me Cheese dreams
They've vaguely obscene
oh gorganzola creature
In my Cheese dreams
you're always a feature

The Next morning when I went back home I was hoping I might mend a few fences
Not a hope cos you were high on dope and performing acts that needed consensus
with the bloke from the fromagerie, cos you had made a little secret plan
A block of Edam ,some danish blue and two hours with the delivery man
.


You're giving me Cheese dreams
They've vaguely obscene
oh gorganzola creature
In my Cheese dreams
you're always a feature