GANG RAPING NUNS

Are Riverside’s Gang Raping Nuns a gang that rapes our good sisters, or a gang of nuns that enjoy doing a little raping from time to time? Little matter, as when you hear the thralling death metal of GRN you’ll wish you could just live forever and stay the-fugg-out-the sludge. Seriously, this shit would have GG Allin curling up in the fetal position scrubbing his skin off with steel wool—it’s just that undanceable. Which begs the question: Why is there no such thing as Life Metal? Shouldn’t everything that’s taken seriously contain its opposite? No, the Gang Raping Nuns don’t use lubricants. Check out the Nuns’ MySpace page and give “The Donkey has AIDS” a listen—a one-note MOD-type belch that has whole worlds in it (like anesthesia), and you know something . . . you’ll never get that second back. As for “Rent A Cop Slayer,” well, let’s just say you’ll feel violated, just like the Gang Raping Nuns intended. (Braxton Leeds) IE WEEKLY - from the Best of the IE issue.
GANG RAPING NUNS is on hiatus.