DESCRIPTION:
The song "Doofus Gets A Bachelor's Degree" by the Flabby Hoffman Trio tells a thrilling narative about a grade A dork who makes good after some frat boys replace his brain with a large can of cling peaches as a hazing prank. Following the prank, Doofus becomes rises up to a yuppie level of intelligence, earns his degree and gets a job in a sports marketing firm. This song is sorta like Woody Guthrie meets Ryan Seacrest.