DESCRIPTION:
Soko - DR P3 Live Session (De Sorte Spejdere)

My Ex Boyfriends

Lyrics :
Tonight is a night for ex-boyfriends
I'm trying to call all my ex-boyfriends
'Cause I feel alone
And I need an ex-boyfriend to be here with me
Just like my friend or more

Tonight is a night for ex-boyfriends
But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends
It's 5 a.m
I can only call my American ex-boyfriends
They're not too mean but they're too far for sex, sex, sex, sex

So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriends saying:
Hey, what's up?
How are you my friends?
Coming to New-York soon, would you be my fuck friend?
You'll never reply 'cause
You think I'm just depressed and you're right!

My ex-boyfriends...

No, you don't even deserve to have your name in a crap song
So I won't say your names
Anyway, you're big enough to know
It's all about you

The name who has the number one starts with a "T"
He said: "Hey, come on, it's gonna be so fun"
But he's the most unfunny person that I have ever met
Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet
Boring but sweet
Until the day he said, until the day he said:
"Sorry baby but except Bob Dylan, we have nothing in common"
Age: twenty-six
Dumped: after two months
Profession: liar, liar, liar, liar, you're such a fucking liar!

We were in love, so in love, we were so in love
We were in love!

The name who has the number two starts with a "K"
No, I'm sure it starts with a "C" but with a "K" you think he's the coolest
I was ready to leave Paris for him
And be a good housewife in the middle of the Kansas
But from one day to the other
He decided it was over
For no reason you know, just because it's over.
He was so romantic
Sex was so electric
Everything was magic
But it was just a trick, just a fucking trick!
Age: thirty-three
Dumped: after three months of dreams and tears and tears and tears and tears...

We were in love, so in love, we were so in love
We were in love!

The name who has the number three starts with a "M"
The winner of the competition
The worst of them
All he does is watch TV and do coke, drink whiskey
And scream his jealousy
He was not romantic
Sex was catastrophic
He was an alcoholic
He was just pathetic, just pathetic

There's some that you wanna talk about and some that you don't
There's some that you wanna hear about and some that you don't
I wanna hear about you guys, I wanna hear about you!
'Cause anyway you know that it's all about you
It's all about you

Tell me why are you gone?
You're just losers and I'm alone
Tell me why are you gone?
You're just losers and I'm alone
Again...