We're Scientists! (from "Welcome to Brownsville") - Video
PUBLISHED:  Feb 24, 2014
DESCRIPTION:
Rap attack! This is from act 3 of "Welcome To Brownsville."

Lyrics:
[Rutherford]
Well, my name is Rutherford, my brother's Woodrow
People think we're monsters but we say no
We may look scary, short and hairy,
But we're just as harmless as the tooth fairy.

We come in the night to harvest body parts
Like your teeth and eyes and your spleen and your heart
Cauze we need to see how organs react to our Shreddies
[Woodrow] They're not FDA approved or market-ready

Now we know you'd like your brains to stay in your head
But we have better plans for them instead
See, our venture capitalists have come a-knockin
So we need to take a look inside of your noggin

If you'll just relax we'll look inside
And do our best to make sure you don't die
Which may be the case, we're cutting your face
[Woodrow] But if you wind up handicapped you'll get a better parking space


CHORUS:
We're scientists! Make that drug!
We're scientists! Refine that drug!
We can't use lab rats, or Siamese cats,
We need humans to poke at! Huh!
We're scientists! Make that drug!
We're scientists! Refine that drug!
Cut em up (cut em up) Look inside (look inside)
Cut look cut look cut look huh!

No no no no!

[Woodrow]
Nobel Prize!
Is where our eyes lies, which justifies the way we incise
Like Egas Moniz discovering lobotomy
We provide therapy in each dose of Shreddie

So, let's, get, right, to it
Your skull's in the way, we need to cut through it
Rutherford, get the tape and strap his head down
I'll get the gag so he won't make a sound

[Rutherford] But he has adverse reactions
[Woodrow]Just forget it! No more distractions!
Our deadline! Looms nigh!
Who cares if this one cries!

Sooo lace up your mask, scrub up your hands
Get the bone saw and a bag of rubber bands
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