DESCRIPTION:
A Barack Obama parody of Macklemore's song, 'Thrift Shop', created by Rucka Rucka Ali.

Lyrics

I'm gonna smoke some crack
Only got twenty rocks in my pocket
I'm Obama
Run and tell your mama
Bitch, I want some corn-dogs

I walk up into congress
Like, "What up with all this ruckus?"
I'm the lead speaker of the Big Black Caucus
I'm here to give back to all my crack heads and junkies
Joe Biden says, "Damn, I'm an old ass honky."
I'm a little fucking lazy
I get high with Jay-Z
And give myself a raise
'Cause I'm the only one that pays me
Happy Rev. Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Boulevard Street
Now let me get a chicken sandwich at the KFC
Shit
But Michelle, it was ninety-nine cents

I'm just gonna pocket shit
Chicken bits and chocolate chips
And anyone that's starting shit is getting hit with rocket ships
I'ma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking shit
It's politics
You wanna come start the next apocalypse?
I'ma bomb Pakistan
I was born in Pakistan
Naw for real
I used to smoke crack in Imbalckistan
I'm standing around handing out burritos at the border
Let's keep them Mexicans away from my daughters

You wanna fucking health care?
I'll give you some Michelle care
Broccoli and exercise and several kinds of welfare
Hell, I'm still on welfare
Food stamps, bridge cards
I still smoke crack, smack a bitch, and steal cars
I could blow up any country from my cell phone
Michelle, wait hold on
Were'd Michelle go?

I'm gonna choke a tramp
Homie got twenty glocks in my pocket
All, all your mamas
Working for Obama
On the White House street corner
I'm gonna smoke a pack
Only got couple fried chicken buckets
Me and Michelle, Hillary and Palin
It's a fucking foursome

Whatchu know about fighting against evil?
Whatchu know about bombing countries full of brown people
I did it
I shot Bin Laden like a damn peasant
One man's nigger is another man's president
Oh God
I was born in Chicago
That's a village in Africa
All we had to eat was dog shit with paprika
I'm Illuminati
You could find me on the dollar bill
I cut through lines at Disney rides and at the cider mill
I'm playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties
In the oval office getting my cock sucked motherfucker
I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat motherfucker
I'm smoking JFK's crock racks motherfucker
They be like all these kids are pretty dumb
I'm like, "Yo, how about them broke ass teachers?"
The kids are dumb fucks
And teachers want money
So let's give teachers money
Maybe they'll wanna teach
Shit
I call that a plain common sense solution
I smoke crack with a rolled up constitution
I hate America
First chance I get, you can bet that i'ma
Give this place back to the Cherokees
If you cross your eyes at Osama Bin Laden
It sorta, kinda looks like Obama Biden
I'm a Muslim
Praise Osama
And I did 9/11
It was a mistake
One I'm not proud of
How could I have known
You'd elect me president?
I look like a Taliban marathon runner
This is awkward

I'm gonna bomb Iraq
Before they try to build a nuclear rocket
Achmadina, da ba duba dilla
Bitch, I'm coming for ya

I smoke the baddest dro
I stole a Camaro
I boned the fattest hoe
From that bus stop down the road
I drop the baddest bombs
I was born in Taiwan
I can do what I want
Got them fly ass nigga drones

I'm gonna smoke some crack
Only got twenty rocks in my pocket
I'm Obama
Run and tell ya mama
Bitch, I want some pork chops

Thank you.