DESCRIPTION:
Episode 4 of Nowt Electric is "Absolute Shit". This is based on a dream that I had last Wednesday.

Lyrics:

Welcome to the last place where you'll ever buy anything else that you need.
We're stocked with the finest wares at the lowest fares that you'll ever see.

Make your wishes,
discard your coins,
but they'll never come true.

Take only what you need.
Don't block the system,
it's overflowing.

Welcome to the last place where you'll ever eat any meal you need.
Join your friends, sit down and get comfortable but you may never leave.

Make your order,
discard your coins.
Await the jesters.

The code's informal,
leave your tie at home.
Throw on that v-neck.

They'll speak in nonsense,
but they're not speaking to you.

Nottingham's so far away,
but follow the Asian man there,
and you will find things to do.

Andy's the head of the table,
in his jester's outfit.

Don't sit with the rest,
there are three spare seats and a hairy chest,

at the language barrier. Shot down at the language barrier.