DESCRIPTION:
After reaching through an interdimensional portal, we found a copy of Zoolander as a rock musical. It's a very rare copy, so treasure it accordingly. ORIGINAL VIDEO (from Zoolander): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-8IuUkJJc


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Song recorded/produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm
Additional Audio Assistance from Aaron Beaumont: http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/

CHORDS:

verse:
C F C F
A F C F

chorus:
Bb F C F
Bdim E Am F
C F

LYRICS:

Without much further ado
I give you
The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good
What is this?

A center for ants
A center for ants
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants
A center for ants

I don't wanna hear your excuses
I don't wanna hear your excuses
The center has to be at least 3 times bigger than this

How can we
Teach children to read
If they can't even fit inside the building

He's absolutely right
Thank you
Do you ever think that maybe there's more to life
Than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking

Know what could help you sort through all of these important issues?
I don't know / ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!

Earth to Matilda
Earth to Matilda
Hello
Can we just cut it out with all the "Earth to"s
We're not actually saying this is the Earth calling you
Yeah, no, I got that
No, I don't think you do
Derek
Earth to Matilda

You can Derelick my balls
I can Derelick my own balls, thank you very much

A center for ants
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO
A center for ants
Earth to - Earth to Matilda
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants
A center for ants
Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses
Derek
A center for ants
This guy is so hot!
A center for ants
Derelick my balls
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants
A center for ants
Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses
Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses
Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses
Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses