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Hey Superhumanity, Come visit me at http://officer.uk.com/ This is the video matrix plug-in for my oddly titled single, My Darling Defibrillator. A song about being brought back to life by loads of lovers just going mental inside you in the kitchen burning lasagne caked in that squirty cream stuff whilst drinking vodka from saucepans from the cupboards of the top of my lungs hopeful ark of couldness when you've died a horribly hazey and hesitant death in there in your inmost. As usual I had this funny (like really hilarious... God of it was funny) set of images and concepts rowing (is it rowing or rolling?) around in my head (which found my heart and beat the living piñata out of it) and my good friend Jake 'The Red Red' Hawkeye-ins helped me get them all onto this archive footage film war of the noir in an old dilapidated vaudeville theatre-come-maze-come-community centre-come-flat-come squat I stumbled across in Saf London upon following a city fox one drunken night trying to prize the succulent morsel of Kompletely F***** Chicken he had tucked in his teeth like the sexiest hitchhiker anyones ever tasted in a facekiss. Once I'd eventually, and let's face it inevitably, caught up with John the Fastest (which was who the fox was called) he helped me put together the shoot list with some mercenary pointers and bagles (the woofy ones) and a proposal to pitch to the lizard people and astoundingly they were so psyched and up for backing me with their wars and unreleasable curing medicines as long as I put on their swimwear and slayed four virgin cowbadgers for them (while they watched and switched the lights on and off) using only a nappy and the power of my future deal with Nike for the Just Do Kanye campaign. While in our travels JTF also introduced me to a lovely homeless man ho kindly agreed upon request to create this magicianal artwork for the song. Anyway, the video is sick as the barn owl camel contents of my nappy and you should watch it, keeping ever alert for the commando commander and all her hidden messages and instructions that NASA said they'd gotten me to subconsciously defecate from my mouth and earholes into their goggle altar of matt eggshell white paint from Farrow & Ball. Never don't stop giving up - you can do anything if you're uber frikin realistic or at least as talented and stable as I am when I'm at the pictures with my friend, God from the Breaking House of Thrones series. Shut up man. You shut up. No, you shut up! The oxygen IS real it's just not working anymore. There are people who are masterful and buoyant and sturdying like a pillar when you have to find the stone in your trainer before you die in agony sauce. They made me do it and they are called things like Danny Coghill and Bruce Lee and DB and..... and don't tell to them but I think it was their cowbadgers. My sincere and heartfelt thanks goes out to Danny Coghill for starring with me (Best Supporting Actor Oscar coming your way kid) and to the very truly wonderful gentleman that is Jake Hawkins of http://www.theredred.com for shooting both the breeze and video with me. I am so incredibly fortunate to be befriended and supported by legends! Loads of love!

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