DESCRIPTION:
A touching tribute song to the greatest man that ever lived: Theodore Roosevelt. You're welcome, America.

Lyrics:
I WANT A MAN THAT RUNS INDEPENDENT
I WANT A MAN WHO'S WISE AND TRANSCENDENT
I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN
I WANT A MAN WHO PLAYS WITH HIS GUN
THEODORE!
THEODORE!!!

I WANT A MAN WHO LOVES WHEN HE GETS SHOT
I WANT A MAN WHO IS HIS OWN MASCOT
I WANT A MAN WHO KNOWS THAT HE IS TOUGH
I WANT A MAN WHO CAN RIDE ME ROUGH
THEODORE!
THEODORE!!!!

Oh, Theodore Roosevelt
Your touch makes me quiver in ecstasy-eeeee
Oh, Theodore Roosevelt
I want you so deeply inside of me-eeee
Oh, Theodore Roosevelt
I bought you the lemon flavored potpourri-eeeee

Theodore
Theodore
Theodore
Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt

[Awesome Theremin Solo}

I WANT A MAN WHO CARRIES A BIG STICK!
I WANT A MAN WHO CARRIES A BIG STICK!
I WANT A MAN WHO CARRIES A BIG STICK!
I WANT A MAN WHO CARRIES A BIG STICK!
I WANT A MAN WHO CARRIES A BIG STICK!
I WANT A MAN WHO CARRIES A BIG STICK!
I WANT A MAN WHO CARRIES A BIG STICK!

THEODORE! THEODORE!!!!!!!!!