DESCRIPTION:
In which Hank makes a video with his still camera because his video camera borked! And sings a song...and writes on the bottom of hotel-room furniture (don't tell anyone!)

Lyrics

The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stole
The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now
The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

The bike can't sand up by itself, it says it's two-tired
The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired
If your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end
and if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends.
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii
If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get reposessed
The pirate shot himself so he could have a dead man's chest
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

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