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Squidward: But I thought you liked the night shift.
SpongeBob: You're right! [lifts bag over his head] For the Krusty Krab! [runs out of the building to the dumpster, screaming and panicking the whole way; reenters the building panting heavily. confidently] Piece of cake!
Squidward: So you're not afraid?
SpongeBob: Pfft, nah.
Squidward: Well I am. And especially after, [looks around, gulps] well, you know.
SpongeBob: [turns around] What? What do I know?
Squidward: You don't remember? He was all over the news.
SpongeBob: Tell me! Tell me!
Squidward: No, no, no, no, I probably shouldn't. It would ruin the night shift for you. [gives a sympathetic look, then smiles slyly]
SpongeBob: [excitedly] What happened, what happened, what happened!?
Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the [thinks] "Hash-Slinging Slasher?"

Prod. SuperStaarz

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