DESCRIPTION:
Album: The Pros and Cons of Collaboration. Mint Records. 2004.

Lyrics:

Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye

Lower your standards
And I'll lower mine
You've got your outlets
And I've got my wine

Baby's got one big regret
One big regret it's true
I'm more in love with this cigarette
Than I'll ever be with you

Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye

Did you have to get so wasted
When I needed you the most
Should have left you in that mansion
Should have left you on the coast

I know how much it kills you
When I tell you what to do
But read my lips you fucker
Chew that gum again we're through

Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye

When the lights are bright behind you
Flashing red and blue
Disco backseat bottles
And you don't know what to do

Concerned about your papers
And the contents of the trunk
Riding in style but hiding
So much more than being drunk

Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye