Bob Slayer

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I am Bob Slayer manager / tour manager of Japanese Rock & Rollers Electric Eel Shock and head of security for internet phenomenon and King of the chavs MC Devvo.



When I was younger and lighter I was a National Hunt Jockey.

But then I got fat.

And I broke my back.

It was time to move on…



Soon I was on tour with Wizzard. This led to me also being driver and roadie for other bands such as Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and The Wurzels. Then I was asked to take a band to Japan. I have little memory of what happened but I have since learnt that driving to the first gig the tour bus crashed killing everyone in it except me. Thus confirming that I am not a very good Tour Manager.



The years that followed are a amnesia and sake induced blur… Somehow in 1999 I caused uproar by being the first westerner to become Karaoke Champion of Japan. I lived a short semi celebrity lifestyle in Japan before meeting a young Japanese band. I have been touring the world with Electric Eel Shock ever since and although I am still a very bad tour manager I haven’t killed them yet.