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Dont ride your bike off a ramp thats more than three bricks high
Dont take that candy from the store if you aint got the dime
Dont pick a fight with a little guy that doesnt talk that much
Dont pick up a cherrybomb thinkin its a dud
And dont sneak out of a 2 story house usin bed sheets for a rope
Dont ask me how I know

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Sell your truck while its still runnin, save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin, save your money - pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses, if youre sorry tell her so
Dont drink the water in Mexico
Dont ask me how I know

Dont quit your high school football team halfway through the season
Dont bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didnt mean it
Dont lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City
Dont rush off the phone when your Mama calls - you aint that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa fore he goes
Dont ask me how I know

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Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,
Dont go to Vegas with your heart broke,
Dont bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know
I just know
sell your truck while it's still runnin', say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know,