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written and performed by me. beat is from beats365.com

Yeti, Sasquatch,
trackers at watch!
Hallucination, metachoric,
Bigfoot sighting stirs up Orick!
Gossamer-winged fairy,
HMS Mary,
Channel Islands, Scary Dairy,
Hendersons harbor Harry!

Insecto-humanoid torso,
Philip Corso!
Mass hysteria,
51st area!
Government conceals,
Pigman squeals!

Elvis alive,
hoaxers contrive!
Panic spread,
Paul is dead!
Positively preposterous,
Beebe Lake Rhinocerous!
Crop circle, ionized plasma vortex,
stimulated, temporal lobe cortex!

Needle in a haystack,
audio playback!
Evidence collected,
evidence rejected!
Eye witness report,
cynics retort!
Fact, fiction, fib, truth,
shot called, Babe Ruth!

Weekly World News exposé,
arch criminal, Keyser Söze!
Photographs blurry,
Momo, Missouri!
Convenient camera error,
Tuolumne Terror!
George Washington, not a single lie,
politicians honest? When pigs fly!