DESCRIPTION:
This song is a comedy song sung to the tune of The Wreck of the Old 97.

THE BICYCLE SONG
Uncle Andy

I was goin' down the hill doin' ninety miles an hour

When the chain on my bicycle broke.

I was scratched all over by the rocks and the gravel.

I was punctured to death by the spokes.

I ain't kiddin'. I ain't a-lyin'. I was layin' there a-dyin'

With the handlebars a-stickin' down my throat!

I had the front wheel for a necktie, the back wheel for a collar.

I was wearin' the fender for a belt.

You can talk about your accidents in your hot-rod Fords and airplanes,

But the accident I had will take the cake.

I was layin' in the grass with the sprocket in my (pause) pocket.

I was never goin' to ride that bike again.