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written by Carole Pope & Kevan Staples | from the album Avoid Freud (1980) | produced by Gene Martynec & Kevan Staples | arranged by Rough Trade | additional audio/video post-production by sonicboy19 |

She's a cool blonde scheming bitch
She makes my body twitch
Walking down the corridor
You can hear her stilettos click
I want her so much I feel sick
The girl can't help it
She really can't help it now
It's like a high school, high school confidential
High school, a high school confidential

Teenage Brandos stalk her in the halls
They tease her with cat calls
She's a combination
Anita Eckberg
Mamie van Doren
Dagmar
High school confidential
High school, high school confidential

What's the principal doing with her?
Who's that guy, is he screwing with her?
What's her perfume?
Tigress by Fabergé
It makes me cream my jeans
When she comes my way
High school, high school confidential
High school, a high school confidential

She drives a candy pink Cadillac
If I don't get her soon, I'll have a heart attack
When she flashes me a look
I wanna burn my books
Give up high school
High school, high school confidential
High school, a high school confidential