DESCRIPTION:
My friend and I wrote this one day in study hall. Its a parody to Ke$ha's Tik Tok.

Lyrics:


Wake up in the morning feeling like Bruce Lee
grab my homework im gonna party at the library
before i leave drink some tea and eat a peking duck
cuz when i leave for the night i dont give a ...fork
im talkin bout squinty eyes on my face
no need to carry mace
cause i dont leave a trace
rice farmin now i dress in all black
nunchucks on my back
Yao is better than Shaq

Dont stop frying wok
mix it up with bamboo stalk
tonight imma eat til 11 oclock
wik wok on the top gotta farm my rice crop now, oh

aint got not care in the world but got plenty of rice
aint got not money but i have confucious advice
now i farm all day just to feed my first born
and the government blocks all the internet porn
im talkin bout yellowish skin tones
american buy our phones
the great walls made of stones
rice farmin now i dress in all black
stab you in the back
ninja on attack
ninja on attack

chorus x2

from tokyo
to singapore
all the way to beijing china
we farm our rice
we make our goods
we promote communism
x2

we farm our rice
we farm our rice
we eat our rice
now no one sees me when i walk in

chorus x4