PUBLISHED: Dec 24, 2016
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Detest ye merry gentlemen
Who panic buying ring
The angel of Groupon can come on down to rescue thee
Seemingly it's slim pickings this year as Christmas is the turkey
O come O joyful fake austerity
Snow has come but it’s not the same
All the shops filled with stuff but that not my way
Does it matter if I buy a thing online anyway?
Where is the magic here today?
Argos
Christmas is like, I don’t believe in the Christmas celebration
For me it means anything, so it’s like
When the people say to me ‘Happy Christmas’
I’m like ‘just hello’
So
Snow has come but it’s not the same
All the shops filled with stuff but that not my way
Does it matter if I buy a thing online anyway?
Love is the magic here today
Christmas
It's a Merry Christmas
That's a bauble