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Are You Ready To Rapture?....lyrics below

The skies part
as a light shines through
guess who's back
It's the Zombie Jew
He's really pissed
at the unmarried fornicators
the stem cell crusaders
and the butthole invaders

So the towers fell...
And the Earth did quake
Just a little taste of his vengeance
America prepare for your fate!

Cause when the trumpets sound
He will astound
watch the rivers turn to blood!
The sinners cry
the dead will rise
judgement day has come

Are you ready to rapture?
The savior that you spurn
loves you forever!
but the unbelievers must burn
When the Zombie Jew returns!

The Jewish Zombie
Had a virgin for a mommy
He's so confused, life's a mess
When you've got two daddies
And you think you're blessed
So he died for your sins
Came back for your brains
Guilt trippin' till we're all insane!
He needs your money, he reads your mind!
From his theme park in the sky

Are you ready to rapture?
Our savior has returned
He loves you forever!
But the unbelievers must burn
When the Zombie Jew returns!

The Anti-Christ will come as a man of peace
He could be the President
with a microchip implanted by the Beast
He's gonna tempt and tease ya
Use evolution to deceive ya
And when the final battle comes
Will you be a chosen one?

Are you ready to rapture?
On a white horse you will ride
Revenge will be so sweet
When all the heathens burn
And the Zombie Jew returns!

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