DESCRIPTION:
Written + performed by Zach Sherwin.
Drawn + animated by Robert Potter.
Produced + engineered by DJ Huggy.

LYRICS
Picture...the oceanside...

Ned was a creep
Lived on the beach
He owned a kayak fleet
That he'd keep
In the shed where he would sleep
One day outside he peeked
What did he see?
A granny from Denmark eating ice cream
He tried to take it from her but she
Fought back
They fought.

That's right, in a canoe den
Down by the ocean lived Ned
He stole a cone from a Dane
Got hit with the end of her cane
Once more
In that canoe den
That's where you'd find Ocean Ned
He stole a cone from a Dane
But he caught the end of her cane
Ouchie.

Picture...celebrities...on a tennis court....

Conan O'Brien
Ed O'Neill from Married With Children
Filmmaker Ethan Coen
Playing against these opponents
Twisted Sister's Dee Snider
John Cena the rapper-actor-wrestler
Their matches would have been shorter
If their serves had been better.

Dee and Conan
Cena and Ed O'N
And E. Coen were perturbed
None aced one single serve
That's right
Conan and Dee
Ed. O'N and John C.
And E. Coen were disgraced
So many serves, but none aced
Not one.

Tell me...
Some palindromes...
The same either way they go...
Forwards or back...
Both to and fro...
They're identical!

(Front way back way!)
TORONTO: HOT! NO ROT.
The MOTTO. Started from the BOTTOM.
6, EH? THE 6!
And of course, OVO.

Whether you're an old man
Or a co-ed named Anne
To Ontario with you
“E-NE? Can do!”

Where December feels long
As if it lasts an eon
It's as cold as can be
You will need no A/C
Unit.

This is the same
Set of letters found in the name
Of the Nicki Minaj hit
“Anaconda” if it's a bit
Misspelled.

As a young lad
I had pimples real bad
But now I'm grown and they're gone
And just like my acne, this song
Is done.