DESCRIPTION:
We had a ton of fun making this one! Hope you guys enjoy!

-The DotA Boys

Lyrics:

Saturday morning jumped out of bed
And logged onto Steam
To play with a girl that I had just met
It felt like a dream
Checked out your stats with heart in my hand
To ask you a question
Cause I know that you love Crystal Maiden

Can you be my support for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes ‘cause I need to know
You say you’ll never buy me wards ‘til the day I die
Good luck against Pudge, but the answer is ‘No’

Why you gotta be so noob?
We just lost all our tier 2’s
Why you gotta be so noob?
I’m gonna carry you anyway

Carry that girl
Carry you anyway
Carry that girl
No matter your KDA
Carry that girl
Go on a killing spree
Why you gotta be so noob


I hate to do this, you leave no choice
They’ve taken Roshan
Their carry is fed, and our mid is dead
All our towers are gone

Oh there is only one
Item that can save us now
Divine Rapier
No, please don’t let me down

Can you be my support for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes ‘cause I need to know
You say you’ll never buy my wards ‘til the day I die
Good luck with Nyx, but the answer’s still ‘No’

Why you gotta be so noob?
We just lost all our tier 2’s
Why you gotta be so noob?
I’m gonna carry you anyway

Carry that girl
Carry you anyway
Carry that girl
No matter your KDA
Carry that girl
Go on a killing spree
Why you gotta be so noob

Rap:
Yo, D-O-T-A
It’s a battle of wits
Where people everywhere in the world play

Five v. five, you better hit all of your denies
I may be like Dendi, a real nice guy
But I definitely won’t let your feeding slide

Flames for days, like Ember Spirit getting away
I’ll be yelling in that mic
Move Lich, get out of my lane

7k rating, cut me some slack
It’s hard to be styling while putting the team on my back
Silencer Ult, don’t want to hear you fools speak
About why you kids are in low priority

I’m like Enchantress, untouchable
Feeders or leavers, I run over them all
I’m like Storm Spirit, feel a pull
To the handsome devil sending you fools to school


Why you gotta be so noob
I think I’m falling for you
But why you gotta be so noob
I’m gonna marry you anyway