DESCRIPTION:
This is a parody of "High Tech Redneck", originally written by Byron Hill and Zack Turner, and recorded by George Jones.

Lyrics by Zed Zordaan.

Buckle Bar Rockstars

They've got 18 thousand watts of public address
Rockin' the house enough to make a big mess
24-channel non-powered boards
Fender Stratocasters with Belden Snake cords

Synthesizers, drum risers, lots of duct tape
Manager, soundman, security ape
And if their gear weighs just a little too much
A rent-a-roadie crew always keeps in touch

They're the Buckle Bar Rockstars
Hee Haw meets Star Wars
They're ill-treated but conceited
They're the Buckle Bar Rockstars

They've got 50 sub-women back at the motel
Waitin' to party in some kind of green gel
They ain't vanilla, no, you'll hear the whip crack
These ladies want abuse or it's 'hit the road, Jack'

Seedy and greedy and lookin' for love
But in a pinch, they'll take some sweet muff
And if they don't feel like playin' a show
They'll just get drunk and pull a George Jones