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Thought i'd add to the Miley Cyrus craze... (show more for crazy fan story)
This is a PARODY, telling the story of Miley Cyrus' life, exposing her drastic changes and hypocrisies.

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Considering I'm the same age as Miley Cyrus, it wasn't very 'cool' to be a fan of Hannah Montana. I mean I was 15 years old and completely obsessed. To the point where my friend and I entered a national competition to win tickets to the Hannah Montana Movie London Premiere. We had to 'show our dedication' to the movie. So we went into school at 7am and put the movie posters all round the school and banners saying 'WATCH THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE'.

We ended up winning. Alex Pettyfer sat a few rows away from us. I stroked his back. Shit got weird.


3 years later we met Taylor Swift for dressing up like hardcore superfans....but that's for another time.


Nick Jonas thought it was cute
It's time for me to grow up now
But I should wait a few years
So I will wait to take my clothes off again

NICK J broke up with me
Why did he have to leave
St st st stabbed in the heart and now I cannot breathe
Take that stupid wig off, I've finally had enough
I'll dye my hair in rage rebel against humanity

When I am not a teen, I will strip this clean cut personality
Oh woah woah I I can't wait to get my clothes off again

For those who don't know me I can get a bit crazy/I'm a bit of a druggie
Smoking from bongs on the daily
Have to get my fix
Cos I'm bad like that
Everyone everywhere tells me of their frustration
I'm just helping on drug education
Don't care what parents say
Cos I'm bad like that

I'm growing up now and I want a fresh start
Dad tried to stop me but he realised he can't
No long that Disney girl that stole the country's heart
If you're gonna be my fan understand

Look like Ellen now I've cut my hair
Don't buy me a bra cos im going bare
Although I have new music
I'll be remembered twerking on Robin Thicke

I am a talented singer
But no-ones cared since I brought out that foam finger
Put the twerk on replay
'til the parents complain, all day

La da di da di, the world's talking about me,
Baring my body, overshadowing my songs
Anything to help
My records to sell

And I can't stop
And I won't stop
Shaking my butt at married men
I would get on stage and do it all again
And I can't stop
And I won't stop
Sticking my tongue out all day long
Can't you see it's helping sell this song

I'll take a walk to clear my thoughts
I am no longer engaged
I had an affair with a giant bear
Got caught, and now Liam is outraged

It's so cold today
Unusual for L.A,
I'll go to warm up inside
But I still feel a breeze
Sweeping over me
And now I've realised

I forgot to put my clothes on
Now I'm trapped and don't know what to do
I will hold onto this ball for warmth
I think this hammer is my...only food
No food, except this hammer...