DESCRIPTION: WMFO does their most conservative song at Just Bills in St. Louis. This song is meant as a joke, even though it's a very sick joke. It was written around the time when the whole Michael Devlin (the guy who kidnapped Shawn Hornbeck for 4 years) story was all over the news. We do not molest kids nor advise that anyone else should either. We do, however, rape the elderly.