DESCRIPTION:
Artist: Wingnut Dishwashers Union
Name: Alley Cat
Album: never trust a man who plays guitar!

Lyrics:
Tonight I'm an alley cat, yeah,
More afraid of you than you are of me.
But if you leave some food out on the porch
I might stay ‘til there’s nothing left to eat.
I'd be sitting alone in a lunch room in high school
If I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in Ashville,
Ahey Hey Hey.

Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
Has a hole as big as the one in my pockets.
I might've kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest
But hell, you kissed like a rocket!
I'd be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom
If I wasn’t a 20 year old virgin that
Didn’t have a bedroom!
Hey Hey hey!
Ahey Hey Hey Hey Hey!
Ahey Hey Hey!


I don't own this song.
The lyrics are made by me.

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