TRANSPIRANHA

IN ENGLISH:

the dadaistic-birdcore-unit "transpiranha" was founded in 1972 in a dark place called "the severed sources", which is a small wooden hut, set between the two mighty towers of evil in the forest of eternal embracing and overwhelming doom, called "the forest of eternal embracing and overwhelming doom".

the band recorded just one song during their only 23 minutes and 17 seconds lasting livetime - then a sad occurence leads them to death, because the members had underestimated the unlucky influence of the "witch of clitorical iron", living in a haunted sea nearby transpiranhas little recording-hut.

now - reborn in 2006 - the band also works as a parcel-service.

note: a transpiranha (lat.) is a little one-eyed snakefish with two micro-antennas at the back of his head. it has been used in the 18th century by several buddhistic plumber-associations as a spiritual searcher for blocked-up drains.



GERMAN TRANSLATION:

Die Dadaismus-Vogel-Core Truppe "Transpiranha" gründete sich vor 15 Minuten in dem gleichen Stall, wo auch Prinz Charles geboren wurde. Zuerst wurde was gegessen. Danach gab es noch einen lecker Nachtisch und noch eine heisse Suppe als Vorspeise. Dann plötzlich geschah dies: in Windeseile nahm man mit einer alten Bandmaschine aus dem 3. Weltkrieg ein einziges Lied auf - und es ist dies.