DESCRIPTION:
This song is about a character trying to find out why they are inconceivably strong, who eventually discovers they were the descendant of a barbarian.

All copyright to Toby Turner and Katers17.


Original video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRLI--W4YuQ
Toby: http://www.youtube.com/tobuscus
http://www.youtube.com/tobyturner
Kate: https://www.youtube.com/Katersoneseven
http://www.youtube.com/Katers17

I don't workout
But I look like a do
It's embarrassing
I don't know what to do
It's like a zoo, when i go to the club
All the lady's wonna look at and feed me stuff.
And I'm like "Why you tryin' feed girl, the same as zoo?"
"But yes, thank you for food.
I consume like I'm keep it
With my superhuman metabolism
......... organism
time six awards of wisdom
'bout this muscles "How i get 'em?"


Aahhhh.
I surfed the net to find the
Most of.....ehhh, I don't know :D
I google my family tree
Trace it back to the start of history
Then back some more, to the start of man
And finally I start to understand
These great Crete gods
Like genes I'm carrying
Apparently, I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian


"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way

Once he headbutted a tree
And it set ablaze
Though his eyebrows were singed
He remained unphased

But enraged
So he up and headbutted the ground
The earth started to shake
Start shifting around

Bonar voiced his opinion
"Maybe that was bad idea"
But the tectonic plates
Already split up Pangaea

A volcano erupted
Covering Bonar in ash
It gone on my new shoes.
So he screamed "That's it!"
Bonar smash!


It's like I awakened
Something dormant within
Like the instinctual urge
Of the barbarian

I'm crushing walls and plates
Steel girders and crates
Until this urge abates
But it won't at this rate

'Cause I tipped over a table
With a tray full of ash
It got on my new shoes
So I screamed "That's it!"
Toby smash!


Then one day he smashed too hard
And hurt the one's he loved. The one's he loved
They left him more alone
Gues they hide enought. They hide enought
Every night he calls for them.
From the highest mountain top. Mountain top.
He swear he change for them, he promised that he'd stop

But Bonar sa-ad, couse Bonar can't stop smash.
Bonar still sma-ash. But it didn't sound like that
They didn't have language yet
It sounded more like "Brbgrgrbgbrbgbrggbbrrgr
Bhhrhgrbghrhg bhrghbghr rhbgbrhgbgb hrghbgr
Bghbhghbga bgbhgbbah bghabg!"



No wonder I'm so strong
It comes from within
It's not my fault
I'm related to a barbarian

With respect I go outside
And smash a tree with my face
And tree bark and flames going
All over the place

But then some of the bark
Instantly turned into ash
And got on my new shoes. OKAY!
So I screamed "That's it!"
Bonar Smash!

Oh you don't speak english, don't you?
It's okey, bonar, it's okey.