DESCRIPTION:
I hope you get more out of this video than just me without sunglasses.

The lyrical content is the product of compromises established by a series of committee meetings and hearings jointly conducted by the YouTube division of the FCC and key members of the Syracuse University English Department. While seeking to preserve the artistic integrity abundantly present in docfuture's original work (including lines confirmed to have been lifted verbatim from the Book of Space Jam 2: 32-38), the committee sought to arrange for a family-friendly edition of the song rhetorically appropriate for broadcast on children's TV networks which by proxy renders inclusion into the blanket category "Safe For Work."

Allright all you nitpicking jupheads out there, before you say anything I know that Knuckles doesn't require vines to be able to scale a wall. Ever heard of artistic license? :P

Credits/Attributions:

Outro Assistance
by Sam Brilhante
http://www.youtube.com/SamanthaLee89

Clip with the 'row of pearls'
by alyiswriting
http://www.youtube.com/alyiswriting

Photo of Chris Parnell
by David Shankbone

Photo of Stephen Colbert
by Cliff

Clip of the video game store
by hazelnovember
http://www.youtube.com/hazelnovember

Clip of white rice
by whitetrashcookingcom
http://www.youtube.com/whitetrashcookingcom

Clip of kitty litter animation
by wendyvanity
http://www.youtube.com/wendyvanity

Clip of 3D glasses
by whateverbri
http://www.youtube.com/whateverbri

Clip of refridgerator
by remo2012
http://www.youtube.com/remo2012

Photo of car on the cliff
by Achim



Lyrics:

Well, my sweet darling, we've come very far
All alone at Lover's Lane in my car
Sipping on spirits from my father's bar
I'm so in love that I'm feeling like Gar
Field!

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Jup I look like Garfield
I look like Garfield
soon we'll hit the drop off
Let me show you how a jar feels

Jup I look like Garfield
Let me at them triples
Girl let's make a sandwich
we don't gotta pay a nickle

You know it's the weekend
I hate Mondays
Fly down like Knuckles
and steer my hyundai

This night was expensive so you know that
I'm your Jon girl
And I believe
You've got the cutest kitty cat in the world


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Sail Away
Let's fly away
Together in Xanadu
Where wishes and dreams come true
We'll fly
Above the sky
Straight out into the Milky Way
And now and forever we'll say
It's love


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Jup I look like Garfield
I look like Garfield
Let me peek inside your fridge
And show you how ajar feels

Girl no one is scammin' you
You know that you want this
I'm a bossy DFA
Spaceman is my biz-nass

Girl I'm feeling hungry
What you got to show me
gobbling lasagna
then i floss my gold teeth

Girl we livin' risky
Let's get crazy
Special Stage's the only time
I ain't lazy

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Ev-ry Day
I'm thinking bout you
Girl you know you rock my world

When I see your smiling face
And that row of pearls
You call teeth

I like them


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Jup I look like Garfield
Diet coke with lime and
Knuckles finds a wall with
vines and he be climbing

I don't chase mice
But I'll squish a spider
steamin white rice
cuz I'm a ruff rider

Girl you know you ready
Cause you's a chubby chaser
hit B for the booster
trippin' circuit breaker

I got nine lives
We ain't in no hurry
You'll be seeing 3D
I'm juppin Sigourney


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Sail Away
It's like a dream
And we make the perfect team
And we'll share a life
As man and wife
We'll never part
You are the treasure of my heart
Together we'll conquer the world
It's love


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My name is Zeavo and I'm here to say
I like the Wii in a major way
gun games, doc games, link games, ball
I ain't picky, I'll take it all

Work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt nobody
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time
Hey DJ, TURN IT UP
LZD, gonna burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight