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I am.
DC to the bone marrow, yet also a citoyen du monde
addicted to high fructose corn syrup
learning to love stout (in a glass, with a 2 finger head)
thermodynamic
my own worst critic
attempting to be at peace with hereditary male pattern baldness
I be.
a poemcee dj, soul controller, vibe conductor and occasional writer
a desk jockey tag hag
an adulterer, but my conscience has more of a problem with it than my wife does
a chronic afrolepsy sufferer
a consistently cynical macro-analyst who takes a mean corner kick and enjoys a good shoulder challenge
a super furry animal
a nocturnal dance floor predator
I dig.
Lulu Eightball, ginger chews (I'd freebase 'em if I could), red meat, pho, playing footy, playing footsie, gettin' on the good foot, daydreaming, metro naps, bicycles, reading the newspaper, hunting and gathering, crankin' ass sockets, jammin' on the 1, rocking the spot, never doin' it without the fez on, reelin' in the years, avoiding the kirk-out, living in a full-time era (L.I.F.E.), sneaker and gadget lust, pearls before swine, listening to conversations in restaurants, smelling sweet, yappin' fools, jawn watching, receiving hand/head massages (from jawns), being an ill pedestrian, playing with orphan doggies at the pound on adoption day.
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