DESCRIPTION:
Original song by The Ukuladies! Written by Christie Dierk and Maggie Payne. Lyrics below.

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Copyright © 2015 by Christie Dierk and Maggie Payne

Lyrics:
I Facebook stalked you
If I could do it again then I would do it
Saw the picture you posted that was new
You’re so cute, you’re so cute

I looked through all your cover photos
Really didn’t think that you would notice
I took my time, there were only nine
Didn’t take that long

I even Facebook stalked your mom
It wasn’t hard to do, didn’t take me long
Just a quick peek through, she looks like you
She looks like you

And I feel like I know you, though we’ve never met
If I met you in person, I’d have to forget
All the things that I know
From stalking you on Facebook

I also Facebook stalked that girl
With the green eyes and those retro curls
She might be a stranger in your world
Or she’s your girl, or she’s your girl

I also looked through all your likes
Hipster bands and mountain bikes
Started listening to the Smiths
Bought a new bike just for kicks, a new bike just for kicks

I even Facebook stalked your dog
His personal Facebook page and blog
Now I swear that it’s the truth
He’s just as cute as you, just as cute as you

And I feel like I know you, though we’ve never met
If I met you in person, I’d have to forget
All the things that I know
From stalking you on Facebook

And just for you, I’ll let go
That grammar mistake 3 years ago
Don’t you know that you sound dumb
When you say “your welcome” instead of “you’re welcome”

I think my cat thinks that I’m creepy
It’s getting late but I’m not sleepy
I’m in posts from 2010
I wish I knew you then, I wish I knew you then

And I feel like I know you, though we’ve never met
If I met you in person, I’d have to forget
All the things that I know
From stalking you on Facebook

If I were in the right place at the right time
I swear I’d be yours and I swear you’d be mine
Today I almost messaged you just to talk
But then I remembered, I’ve got other people to stalk

I Facebook stalked my professor
and then I stalked my hairdresser
Then I Facebook stalked that kid
I used to babysit, I used to babysit

I Facebook stalked my dog-walker
And I stalked my real life stalker
But it wasn’t interesting
He only posts pictures of me, only posts pictures of me

And I feel like I know you, though we’ve never met
If I met you in person, I’d have to forget
All the things that I know
From stalking you on Facebook, and Twitter, and LinkedIn, and Vine, and Instagram, and MySpace, and Google, and I might have found your reddit account