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FINALLY!!! After all this time, I've gotten fed up with this ridicules song's length, and just shortened it, and it just freaking worked!!!

Cause......

Last night my girlfriend asked me why
They don't play me on MTV
I guess I never really tried
To write a song that's this cheesy

But I'm tired of being poor
I'm tired of this life
And I'm ready to sell out completely
I want some supermodel to become my wife
And I want more bling bling

(chorus)
La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Last night
A DJ died
Took his life on the radio
His hopes and dreams denied
They never let him spin what he wanted to

I say
If your hands are tied
And you don't have a word about it either way
Why not sneak in my song
And you can help me get laid
Laid and paid

(chorus)
La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Keep the lyrics simple and
The melody insipid
Play it on and on and on
Until they're sick and try and skip it

Some feudal termination
It's on every fuckin' station
The sonic defecation is on ludicrous rotation
All over the nation

Well, it's a hot morning here in downtown hell.
Fire and brimstone is falling from the skies and
skull-headed bats are eating all the naughty little children.
If you're like everybody else, you're stabbing yourself in the ear right now
with a sharpened chopstick trying to make this madness end.
This one's going out to you -- it's Sellout by The Oddz.
... fifty seven million more times
... in a row!

Last night my girlfriend asked me why
They don't play me on MTV
I guess I never really tried
To sell my soul on tv
To sell out this completely

(chorus)
La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see