DESCRIPTION:
Lyrics by Meester Pickles (AKA PicklesParodyPalace)

Lucky:
I'm a small Irish faggot! who drinks lots of beer.
But I'd rather be at the pub getting fucked in the rear!
The kids want my lucky charms, so I give them a peek.
Then I fuck their angry dads, make their ass sore for a week.
I have green pubic hair, make no mistake that's no mold.
It's just the color that you get when you mix semen and gold.
So Caillou go back to your parents, and finish your chores.
I may be a green midget, but my dick is bigger than yours!

Caillou:
I'm just a kid who's 4, but I know something that might shock.
Everyone knows I'm 4, but I've got a forty inch cock!
I tie a harness to my cat Gilbert than I fuck him hard.
I raped Leo in the classroom, my teacher was scarred
Mommy and Daddy fight, I know, they know what I have done.
They yell cuz they have a repeated rapist as their only son!
Drew Pickles fucks me because I'm part of the Barney Bunch.
You're just a hack that can't get men, not even Captain Crunch

Lucky:
Tony Tiger in my ass, in my mouth was Captain Crunch.
Don't go telling all these lies, I had his semen for lunch!
So stop fighting with me Caillou, open your legs and arms.
And I'll give you just a taste of my frosted lucky charms!

Caillou:
...Stop right there Lucky, I know of your Irish tricks.
You're gonna stick it in my mouth and give me herpes from your dick!
I gotta go now Mister Lucky, my Grandpa is at the door.
So get out of my house leprechaun, I have some holes to exlpore!