DESCRIPTION:
A rock tribute to our favorite geezer lothario and his attempted conquest of Jennifer Lawrence at the 2013 Oscars. You are a king among men.

From the album Your Face Is In Our Way, to be released eventually.

Lyrics:

Haven't watched a film in years
But I'm invited to the Oscars
Films about ice melting
Are no reason to change out of my boxers
But that's OK with me
I know just what I'm there for
I'm looking for a dame
That needs an old man to care for

I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
I lie in wait

Just hung up on the first lady
The highlight of my night
Till I saw your pretty self
With some nerd under the lights
I freshen up and walk towards you
I've got some good will to send
You look like an old girlfriend
You will be my new girlfriend

I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
I lie in wait
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
I lie in wait

I check to make sure
That your dress is sitting straight
You appreciate my courtesy
And set the wedding date
My charm is overpowering
I must apologize
This is your lucky night my dear
You must realize

I appreciate your adulation
But you're being awfully rude
You're brilliant I must say
But I'm just not in the mood
It's not your reputation
It's timing that you lack
Is he gone? Tell me it's so
Oh my God, he's back!

I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
I lie in wait