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The anonymous fifth columnist behind the Expletive Undeleted blog (http://undeleted.wordpress.com) relates true stories and implausible theories based around the seminal Masters at Work-produced house tune Hip Hop by Chris Cuevas.

"Sure, I've a monkey on my back but, y'know, he's wearing a fez and a waistcoat and I kinda like having him around. He may not be particularly attractive to the ladies, he's expensive to feed and he weighs a fcuking ton but he knows how to work a dancefloor and he's always up for a party .."