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you don't live here
you do not pay the rent
so why you hanging around?

this ain't your tv
that ain't your magazine
i ain't your nanny so lift your fanny
get offa my furniture and help me clean!

you got your own apartment
you got your own roommates!
i bet they miss you: "where the hell is you?"
"i got this other guy i'm tryin to irritate"

you smoked up half my quarter
got my dvds out of order
i can't afford to have you loiter
does it bother me?
well, kinda, sorta

you need to up and go, yo
i'm used to living solo
this ain't no motel six; i need to fix
your hojo mojo



you've had your couch time
you're living on my dime
suffocating, so frustrating
relocate while i'm in prime!

look at this phone bill!
it makes my bones chill!
i know this ain't my call
don't know nobody in arkansas!

where are my fucking clothes?
that ain't where that goes!
i know it's in a pile, that's the way that i file
who are you to impose?

your programs make me ill
soap operas, dr. phil
he won't preen your self esteem
never has, never was, nevermore
never never will

you don't live here
you do not pay the rent
so why you hanging around?

listen, bitch, that's MY toothbrush!
and get your own set of munchie stuff
i'm tired of you bummin' every crumbin' every rubbin' every slummin' every grubbin' everything

your friends are whiners
they get on my nerves
been drinkin' my beer 'cause i'm never ever here
then they act like minors

this wasn't broken before!
there weren't no coke on the floor!
little vandals burnin all my candles
wax everywhere, i ain't jokin no more!

i've had all i can take
it's time to take a break
i don't wanna shout but get the fuck out
the cat in the hat wouldn't act this way!

you don't live here
you do not pay the rent
so why you hanging around?