TERMS AND CONDITIONS - Video
PUBLISHED:  Feb 10, 2017
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BY BREATHING YOU AGREE THAT WE AGREE THAT WE'LL DO OUR BEST TO KEEP WATCH OVER YOUR BASIC INTERESTS and ACCEPT THAT, UPON YOUR DE-WOMB-ING. the SYSTEM YOU FIND YOURSELF IN WILL INEVITABLY DILUTE AND OR CONTRADICT ANY IDEALISTIC NOTION OF INDIVIDUALITY your System MAY HAVE LED you to IMAGINE OR BEen PRIVY Too, BEFORE ENTERING, OR DURING THE TERM OF THIS AGREEMENT. YOU MAY PERCEIVE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITHIN your SYSTEM TO seem to PEAK at TIMES AND seem to TROUGH during OTHERS. YOUR SYSTEM ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY SENSE OF instability, INEQUALITY, HARD FEELINGS, MURDEROUS, SUICIDAL SIDE EFFECTS you MAY AND PROBABLY will COME TO ENCOUNTER throughout YOUR Life. WE kNOW HOW YOUR WORLD SHOULD WORK BECAUSE WE WERE HERE BEFORE YOU. WE MANAGED TO CLIMB TO THE TOP OF ANY LADDERS THAT YOU COULD CONCEIVE OF, already. THEREFORE THE ONLY remaining WAY TO SATIsFY OUR EGOS IS TO LEAD NATIONS WHICH WE guard BECAUSE WITHOUT THEM, YOU'D HAVE NO WHERE takes vacations, THE WORLD WOULD BE YOURS. THE FACT WE BUILT THE before mentioned LADDERS IS of no relevance here. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO HYPOCRISY THROUGHOUT THE LIFETIME OF THE AGREEMENT, WHICH CEASES, as and when you, do. FOR EXAMPLE, IF WE INDOCTRINATE YOU WITH WARM FEELINGS OF UNITY, SOLIDARITY AND THE BROTHERHOOD OF MAN, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO ACTUALLY attempt to ENFORCE, or realise ANY VISION OF THESE IDEAS. DOING SO WILL RENDER YOU A THREAT to OUR PERCEPTION OF the efficient ruling of HUMANITY AND MAY RESULT IN HARD FEELINGS and possibly Torture. WE MAY, at ANY TIME, CHOOSE TO LOOK INTO YOUR PERSONAL LIVES AND THOUGHTS TO AID us in executing WHAT WE APPROVE as BEING THE MOST EFFICIENT METHODS OF manifesting WHAT WE MAY INCORRECTLY DEFINE AS UNITY AND PEACE. WE CAN ALSO LOOK at YOUR TASTES IN PORNOGRAPHY, OUR COMMODITIES AND TAKE AWAY FOOD stuffs AND EXPLOIT THAT INFORMATION to our taste, at ANY TIME. YOUR SPEECH IS FREE AND WE VALUE it BUT MAY RESTRICT OR CENSOR YOUR ACCESS TO MEDIA PLATFORMS at ANY TIME, TO FAVOuR THE ENFORCEMENT OF OUR CULMINATION OF WHAT MAY BE THE MOST AWESOME OUTCOME FOR EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE. THE TERM ENFORCEMENT REFERS TO the nature WARS, GENOCIDES, AND VIOLATIONS OF PRIVACY AND ANY DEFINITION OF TRANSPARENCY YOU MAY HAVE COME TO KNOW. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW THAT WE ALL KNOW THAT ALL MEN ARE EQUAL, WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY maintaining THE POWER TO, PROTECT and ensure OWNERSHIP AND the GENERAL HEALTH OF OUR INDIVIDUAL INTERESTS, isolating us all from our fellow men and women. THIS MAY SOUND DRAB, BUT WE ASSURE YOU, WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR MANY GENERATIONS AND ARE EXTREMELY DEDICATED TO OUR PERCEPTION OF YOUR LIVES and Interests and 100% GUARANTEE TO GIVE YOU COMPLICATED ANSWERS TO YOUR COMPLICATED QUESTIONS WHICH REQUIRE SIMPLE ANSWERS which you KNOW WE ALREADY KNOW ANYHOW. If You'd LIKE TO JOIN OUR MAILING LIST, THINK NO, BUT we will SIGN YOU UP ANYWAY AS IT IS A STATUTORY REQUIREMENT OF THE AGREEMENT YOU JUST ENTERED INTO THAT NOW EMPOWERS us AS YOUR REPRESENTATIVES AND GUARDIANS OF YOUr LIFE parameters. FAILURE TO RECEIVE PROPAGANDA FROM OUR MAILING LIST TEAM, who are all VERY HAPPY WITH THEIR JOBS AND Lives IN GENERAL, MAY RESULT IN FREE THINKING AND THE UP-RISE OF faith in MORAL COMMON SENSE. THE TERM 'LIFE' IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK AND IS SUBJECT TO COPYRIGHT PROTECTION LAW.

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