DESCRIPTION:
A preview track from an upcoming experimental dance music project. I have no idea what I'm doing. Here's a list of the shit we sampled for this!
0:00 - Mike's roommate's dog saying "hey"
0:16 - Mike's former roommate telling a different dog to "get the fuck back"
0:31 - A zombie from Bad Lip Reading's "More Walking (And Talking) Dead: Part 2"
0:33 - A strange, melodic groan-sound Mike's roommate's dog made
0:47 - An argument about dolphins and apples from Bad Lip Reading's "More Walking (And Talking) Dead: Part 1"
0:56 - A short whine that, you guessed it - Mike's roommate's dog made.
1:01 - A quote from Zefrank1's "Thanksgiving Etiquette"
1:03 - Deanna Troi whining in Dayjoborchestra's "I'm A Big Chocolate Slut" voice-over video, highly modified
1:10 - Lil Jon saying "Yeah"
1:18 - Lil Jon saying "Okay"
1:46 - A reversed clip of a cat falling 14 stories to its unfortunate end
1:47 - A series of modified queefs
1:48 - A highly modified clip of Mike's friend Jacob laughing
1:48 - A clip from Me And You And Everyone We Know
2:19 - A clip from the Ren & Stimpy epoch, "Space Madness"
2:33 - Donald Trump saying China a whole lot
2:48 - Someone saying "boots"
2:49 - Someone saying "pants"
2:54 - A clip from Zefrank1's "Teddy Has An Operation"
3:02 - Another clip from "Teddy Has An Operation"
3:04 - A bunch of 8-Bit clips from various video games
3:11 - A zombie from Bad Lip Reading's "More Walking (And Talking) Dead: Part 2" beatboxing
3:15 - A creepy girl from Bad Lip Reading's "More Walking (And Talking) Dead: Part 2"
3:16 - A clip from Bad Lip Reading's "More Walking (And Talking) Dead: Part 1"
3:17 - A clip of Mike's roommate's dog whining dramatically
3:17 - Another clip from Zefrank1's "Teddy Has An Operation"
3:31 - A buildup comprised of the DJO Deanna Troi whine and another whine from the roomie's dog
3:33 - A clip of the same unfortunate cat hitting the ground from 14 stories in forward motion
3:37 - Assorted clips from "David After The Dentist"
4:30 - A final clip from Zefrank1's "Teddy Has An Operation"
4:35 - A clip from The Rules Of Attraction
4:37 - A modified snorting sound
4:41 - A modified clip from "David After The Dentist"
5:22 + 5:35 + 5:38 - Modified dad laughs from "David After The Dentist"

Produced by Mike "East" Jacques and David "Davey Jones" Kallman, copyright 2016 A.R.M.S. Music