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Fast, funny rap by cute girl. LYRICS - Beating down your block with a Glock in my pocket, if you wanna knock it or talk shit may gotta pop off the safety lock and get to cockin it. No I'm just talking shit, I'm like the softest chick. I think it's obvious I'm soft as cotton is. Like cotton when you toss it in the wash with a top notch softener and a tide pod set to delicate. I'm not hard and I think violence is bad but I have blasted caps a target practice with my dad because he did take me to the gun club on my birthday, popping slugs with earplugs, thugs in the worst way. I'm not hard and I'm not violent type unless you catch me at a Friday family game night then we may have a snafu when we playing taboo I'll be coming at you, really being mad rude. Or I might catch a mad crazy when we playing Catchphrase. Cards Against Humanity? Window to my insanity. Man I can't stand the vanity, pl Man I can't stand the vanity, please excuse my goddamn profanity, but fuck the propaganda that they slamming on my gram feet. Fake plastic women got me feeling like I can't eat, great plastic surgeons making women that I can't beat, maybe my niche is "big bitch vigilante". Cause see I'm an XL in an XS world, and I know that sex sells but for your succes girls, don't go under the knife trying to look like Kiley Jenner, might come out the other end looking more like Jeremy Renner. And I know that the supermodel life is glamorized and you'd give anything possible to see life through their eyes but when you get sucked into the industry your souls probably dies. I just heard a girl refer to Kate Upton as plus sized. Via lies, pernicious and vicious. Look at me, a size 14, still thick as a snickers. And yeah I got a muffin top, but fuck you bitches, because these men be looking hungry and muffins are delicious. I'm not the "take me home tonight" the "hi-fi" type, i'm more the "take me on a date and wife me" type. I'll cook your dinners and be washing all your tighty whites, but if you think that I can't party, well you might be right. Because I don't want to spend the night in the club going up because I spend the next day in the tub throwing up. What can I say? Take me on a nice date. That's the only way I go bottoms up. And I know you get excited and ecstatic, like delighted and fanatic when I'm busy flipping phrases all crazy like it's gymnastics. I have "it" and I don't mean to brag but always had a knack for words I called that word acrobatics and the saddest part about it is the fact I ever doubted my ability. I'm running through these lines and rhymes with such agility. But I'll tell you real these critics are really killing me they're grilling me so much I can't even tell if they're feeling me. And I'm finna be crossing my arms like "what's the problem"? Because if you want to see bars well then I got some. And if you're trying to see stars on Michael Fossum. I've got a million ways to say I'm fucking awesome