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Hate to disappoint you but it is not. The Beatles' Carnival of Light is being stored in Afghanistan of all places with the Ark of the Covenant. The "War on Terror" is really a struggle to find the Beatles' "Holy Sale" I mean Grail. Many a file sharing spaz types have tried to cross the bridge of eternal coolness only to fall a thousand leagues into the pool of humility. As they descend deeper than the depths of a crt graveyard they are acquainted with the cruel reality that Revenge of the Nerds was only a movie.

I created the song above as a parody November 16th 2008. I had read on CNN that Paul McCartney was hoping to lead a small platoon into Afghanistan to rescue Carnival of Light from the Mujahideen. A Vulgarian recorded my track with his Sony Walkman and ran out on the battlefield screaming he found the grail. Veterans of the conflict who only seek to restore sonic order knew it was a feeble hoax so Sgt. Pepto-bismol ordered a Bunker-buster bomb to be dropped on his village of idiots.

Dropping another sugar cube upon my tongue I recall how sonic disobedience was out of control. I hijacked the Yellow Submarine ditching a caveman drummer in the stone age with Rachel Welch(before she went bald) and taking with me a rival spy as captive I set out to torpedo Pirate Bay to the bottom of the black sea.

After a stretch and a few curious looks at my captive who kept calling me James I thought it was time to go after the Blue Meanies otherwise known as the Beatle Police. Yes Beatle fans are living in a police state. With John and George dead, Paul theoretically dead and Ringo was actually clinically dead as a child till his mother told him to grow a beard(in the 1st grade)and become a beatnik the Beatle police are taking over.

The Beatle Police are a government run task force armed with every scrap of information ever recorded or gathered telepathically or through mesmerism about the Beatles. If you do not know that Paul had a cheeseburger with whip cream and peanutbutter with a side order of gummy beers July 13 1967 because Ringo triple dog dared him to consume this in front of the Queen because that's her favorite snack you will be taken out and SHOT.

I had this Gestapo like organization on the run and probably with the runs when I enticed Beatle fans from all areas of the globe and beyond to wonder if the COL i presented them was the real McCoy. They grinded their teeth and slapped themselves silly with rubber hoses when billions of Beatle fans listened carefully to hear that magical mythical local uttered by John......"Hoboken"!

As the dust settled and casualties were laid to rest the sensibles not to be confused with the others or the innocents realized that the evil Beatle Police had replaced Paul & Ringo with look a likes, fixed Olivia Harrison up with Eric Clapton so they could spend quality time in the road, and told Yoko they would cut off her pigtail if she uttered a single word. COL was smuggled out of Afghanistan with enough opium to put the world to sleep for 1000 years. The sensibles realized for a second time that there would be no Carnival and so they sung Bye Bye Carnival Light drove my toyota off a bridge and that aint right....but but....what is this? Some sonic gum for your mind to chew on until the Blue Meanies are all destroyed.

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