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¬Bowling Green Massacre (The)
c. 2017 Steven Robert Lawson
Rand Paul was six foot tall. He was holding Chris Christie’s hand.
Chris Christie was wearing something risky. He didn't look like a man.
Donald Trump was taking a dump wiping his butt with an ex-wife’s fur.
Mona Lisa was eating pizza at the Bowling Green Massacre.

Colonel Sanders and Ann Landers were corresponding with the boys
Abraham Lincoln was busy thinking about inventing tinker toys
Kelly Anne could not understand why everyone was making fun of her
Jimmy Fallon was punching Stalin at the Bowling Green Massacre.

Adolf Hitler and his little sister were drawing war plans with Steve Bannen
Jack the Ripper was shooting strippers with a 35 millimeter Cannon
Jesus Christ paid a price after pontificating John Lennon verse
Lyndsey Graham declared I don’t give a damn at the Bowling Green Massacre
At the Bowling Green Massacre