DESCRIPTION:
Adam Parker - One Man Band - From Southern Illinois
Parody of Johnny Cash's "I've been everywhere man," dealing with my days delivering beer in the stinky armpit of the U.S. Lyrics written by AP, recorded in 2005
Lyrics:
I was clockin into work, in a warehouse that was full of beer
when along came the boss, with a load sheet that was lookin fierce
You're goin down to a new bar, and it's gonna take a little ride
By the look on his face, I knew today I'd be on overtime
He asked me if I needed directions to this land, and I said, listen,
I've traveled every road in Southern Illinois Man

I've delivered beer there man, I've delivered beer there man
Across the country plains man, and in the cities round here man,
I've drank alot and stocked my share man, I've delivered beer there...

I've been to belleville, o'fallon, brooklyn, alorton,
Anywhere & everywhere in St.Clair County,
Collinsville, Granite City, Madison lookin shitty
Venice, Pontoon Beach, no girls there pretty
Maryville, Fayetville, any town that ends in "ville"
I'm so sick of this shit, I think I need some pills!

I've delivered beer there man, I've delivered beer there man
Across the country plains man, and in the cities round here man,
I've drank alot and stocked my share man, I've delivered beer there...

I've seen a whole lota drunks & a whole lota townies
We got alot winners here in all these counties
Homeless bums that are missing teeth, and ugly girls that are missing teeth
White Trash, Crack Heads, They'd be better off dead,
I think I need to get buzzed so I don't kill them!

I've delivered beer there man, I've delivered beer there man
Across the country plains man, and in the cities round here man,
I've drank alot and stocked my share man, I've delivered beer there...

I've been in grocery store backrooms, gas station bathrooms
with hookers in phone booths, pimps with gold tooths
Jiz on the walls of strip clubs, stinky puke in parking lots, I've seen
Dead mice in corners of coolers, & Rednecks filling up coolers!

I've delivered beer there man, I've delivered beer there man
Across the country plains man, and in the cities round here man,
I've drank alot and stocked my share man, I've delivered beer there...

I've seen old men vomiting, old hags gambling,
Cocked up alkies that keep on rambling,
Construction Workers that act all tough,old slutty bar maids looking rough,
I've had a handful of morons stealing beer off the truck
& when I see my paycheck it just ain't enough

I've delivered beer there man, I've delivered beer there man
Across the country plains man, and in the cities round here man,
I've drank alot and stocked my share man, I've delivered beer there...