DESCRIPTION:
The Queefs are:

Mr. Queef - Drums
Little Miss Queef - Piano
Misty Queef - guitar

This the first official release of the cult band The Queefs . They're so underground that literally no ones heard this song until now. So stay tuned in the next ten years because they just might release another song...probably not though because there rabid fans only need one song every decade to fully satisfy there musical needs.

'Blown away. I'll never listen to music the same way again' -Jackie Roberts, Rolling Stone

'If there was ever a band that a label could sign after only two minutes of listening, this would be the one.' - Lisa Manilla, Revolver

'They only have one song, looks like a family band, not to mention they probably just wrote this song in 5 minutes during the holidays. I would never sign this band, there records would never sell, they're so underground that only my dead parents have heard of them.' anonymous A&R from Sony records;

'They're gonna be BIGGER then me one day' - Jesus

'A great non-jewish band' - Hitler

'Who the fuck are The Queefs??' -Robert and Ebert

'Byron Lemley may possibly be the best drummer in the world' - Byron Lemley

'In my opinion, were a better read then the Calgary herald' - Eric Francis, Editor Calgary Sun

'take 65 is such an afrodisiac to me, It makes me want to have another baby again' - 16 year old mother of two