DESCRIPTION:
Super duper black kvlt metal.

Lyrics:
Fat kid with a knife
The Dark Lord came to me, he was 5 foot 11 and drove a Volvo A90
Decapitated clown on a unicycle
The Dark Lord came to me, he smelt of peas and chalk and MAAAAAAALICE
Pop goes the weasel
The Dark Lord came to me, he wore an ABBA shirt, he was the dancing queen

Cold is the freezing winter
Reeaaally fucking cold
The winter of the old gods
Odin, Thor and Thatcher

Me and Satan made a cake BUT HE ATE ALL OF IT
Satan saved a bag of puppies BUT HE DROWNED THEM IN HIS OWN PISS
I invited Satan for dinner BUT HE CRUCIFIED MY PARENTS
Satan sent me a picture online IT WAS OF MUTILATED DICKS
Scrotum in tormentum.... Lucifer

Kingdoms in the North
Battles with swords and shields
Words stolen from Tolkien
Something else about the North

Satan bought me a birthday card IT WAS A LETTERBOMB
I saw Inception with Satan HE SPOILED THE ENDING
Satan and me played hide and seek HE DROVE HOME WHEN I WAS HIDING
I played Guitar Hero with Satan HE DIDN'T USE HIS STAR POWER
Scrotum in tormentum.... Lucifer